Short , Shorts and Bare legs

The sun has been out now for more than a few days, which inevitably brings out the LEGS, at this point i would like to say, that this under no circumstances means MY legs. Oh no i would only get my legs out under the cover of the moon, and without another human within a mile radius.Anyway that all said LEGS, they are and i have witnessed not just on show from the toddlers to teens, no i have seen Ladiies in shorts in their 80's. I have the greatest admiration for people who are comfortable in having them out, but please invest in either a full length mirror or the advice of a good friend.
Having a hefy amount of 'bum cheek'on show in the playground, is enough to put folk off their tea.
Short shorts are fine if you have a bum you could crush paving slabs with, and i dont mean by sitting on them.They are however not pleasing to the eye if you are a certain age and and have legs like mine that could confuse satillite navigation.

You may add a comment in the region of that i am jealous, i do wish i could have my legs out, at least from the knee down would suit.

Enjoy that sunshine,and have a good summer.