Days gone by

In days gone by , i would wake up and kick off the sheets,jump out of bed and and rub my eyes. Now i open one eye crawl out of bed and rub my back.

In days gone by, i would know what i was wearing in the summer as it all fitted and was always sunny. Now i wear what fits wether its hot or not.

In days gone by, i would know who was looking at me in the mirror. Now the person looking back has skin to big for her face, causing it to sag.

In days gone by, i would breathe in, and hold my breath to get rid of Hiccups. Now i breathe in and hold my breath, to reduce my fat belly all the time .

In days gone by, it would be inconvieniant to have to stop to go to the loo. Now its incontinance if i dont.

In days gone by, i would squint if the sun was in my eyes. Now i squint just to see whats ahead.

In days gone by i had no children or bills or responsibilities. Now i have 5 kids and too many bills and lots of responsibilities.

In days gone by i didnt have my wonderful life, so now i know i am getting there.